What to say to a girl while texting to make her think you are funny and flirty

Do you have any ideas on how to text hot girls to make you sound fun and flirty?

Not! Well, I’m going to hook you up with a magical texting formula so you can start dating a lot more horny women.

Here are the 3 rules that go into the magic formula for texting

Text message rule n. 1: A sexy text message for a girl should be fun and flirty.

So skip overly sexual content. It’s really a detour, at least at first. Be patient grasshopper.

Text message rule n. 2: A sexy text should convey that you are challenging and unpredictable.

This means that you are not too nice and BORED.

Text message rule n. 3: Keep it short

You can have a short texting conversation and still convey these traits about yourself. Save conversations for the phone and face-to-face time.

Why does this magic texting formula work like no one else?

Women focus more on personality, self-esteem, power, and other intangible qualities. Women also love men who can make them laugh and who are a challenge to them while conveying a sense of confidence. This is why you see hot women in the arms of even average looking, short, plump, bald men.

When attractive women meet a guy who is charming, funny, doesn’t need it, and is in control of himself and the situation, attraction is activated in a woman. Hot women find it rare to meet these types of guys.

So if you put this vibe on in your text messages, a sexy chick will eat it up!

Here’s a sexy texting conversation in action using the magic texting formula

Let’s say you were shopping for a pair of shoes the other day and the clerk who came to help you was a real knockout.

She brought you a pair of shoes to try on. As you put your shoes on, she squealed with enthusiasm:

“WOW THOSE SHOES LOOK VERY GOOD ON YOU !!!” You taunted her mockingly in the same high-pitched tone, “YOU’RE ON COMMISSION, YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT !!”

She gave you that playful little pat on the arm and told you you were “a little shit.” You made fun of her for 5 more minutes and got her number before you left.

You decide to text that knockout sexy in a couple of days.

Your: “Hey, I hope your shoe store has insurance for injured customers.”

Your opening text is reproduced in your exchange in the store.

His: “Why is that?”

Your: “I pinched my toes because of those shoes you pressured me to buy.”

You mock her and challenge her.

His: “Ha ha. Sensitive toes, huh? I thought you looked a little soft.”

She laughs and jokes with a challenge for you.

Your: “I bet even Superman gets a pair of bad hero boots every now and then.”

His: “So you think you are Superman?

Your: “I had to rescue a young lady here and there. Of course she was wearing a comfortable pair of shoes.”

His: “I’ll put a cape icon next to your name just in case.”

She also knows how to be playful. Great.

Your: “Sounds like you have a hero fetish.”

Find something else to tease her to keep the jokes going.

His: “That’s so I know and you find out.”

Your: “Are you asking me out? That’s a bit sassy.”

You just turned things around by making it look like she’s chasing you. This is sexy and women love it.

His: “Ha ha. Brat.”

Your: “I’ll tell you what. There’s a fun place on the beach I go to after surfing on Saturdays. If you rub my feet a bit, I’ll let you buy me a drink too.”

You never ask or invite her. Instead, you suggest that he join you somewhere you like to hang out. Women love that you are in control and can take initiative this way. It is VERY SEXY!

His: “Ha ha. Sounds like fun.”

Your: “I’ll call you later with the details.”

(Real men pick up the phone to confirm the date. Yeah, that’s sexy too).

His: “I can not wait”.

Look how easy, flirty and sexy this exchange was.?

All women love this kind of flirty and sexy texting. You’ll have the really hot guys eager to be with you whenever and wherever you suggest. Why?

Because most guys don’t have a clue how to send sexy attractive text messages. You’ll be a breath of fresh air and will also make her a little hot.